A Girl's First Time!! (plz read) :)

Pretend you are a girl..
As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.

He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.

He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him-he's done this many times before.

His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you.

After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
















































You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled[img][/img]

A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.

Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.

To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.

The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my growler?" "Yes, I'm sorry, " says the Scotsman and promises to avert his eyes.

"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."

Sure enough the growler blows him a kiss.

Wee Hughie, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the growler can do.

"I can also make it wink, " says the woman.

The Scotsman stares in amazement as the growler winks at him.

"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.

The Scotsman moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"

Stunned, The Scotsman replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"
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lol swiper,you got me fully,i tought abouth something other probably everyone but on the end you suprised me,lol,good joke

lol i knew it would END WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT

is that a joke cause if so i dont get it lol

rashiznit wrote:

is that a joke cause if so i dont get it lol

n00b

rashiznit wrote:

is that a joke cause if so i dont get it lol

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LOL , i got it xD , very intelligent , never had a tooth pulled , but i did some research on it

.......w8......dat was a joke? i thought dat was a story about sex.....damn! (puts lotion back)

~NG~KillaSeason wrote:

.......w8......dat was a joke? i thought dat was a story about sex.....damn! (puts lotion back)

Noob Failure ...

ur a noob for callin me noob. lol

ouw ... yea you right

~NG~KillaSeason wrote:

.......w8......dat was a joke? i thought dat was a story about sex.....damn! (puts lotion back)

LMAO ur silly!

Jay wrote:

~NG~KillaSeason wrote:

.......w8......dat was a joke? i thought dat was a story about sex.....damn! (puts lotion back)

sigh *also puts lotion back*

LMAO!

IT WASNT A SEX STORY?!

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