Your momma joke (CONTEST)

Guest

Ok i got this idea when i saw the chatroom coming out of NOWHERE talking about your mommas. So i wanna host a comp, it will go on for 4 days. Do your best, also you cannot double post, double post will leave to automatic disqualified. But no pressure xD

Im hosting a YoMomma Joke contest.

So best of luck who are in.

And also, just cause your my friend doesn't mean ill pick you, Even if you have the worst joke in history. So do your best

And zane asked if i can make it 3 post, but i said no, so to make it fair, people who are in get to post only 2 post and thats it.

Guest

Yo mama so stupid,I said kool-aid and she jumped through the wall.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued."

Guest

yo momma so FAT! she fell in love and BROKE IT! lol!

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:52 pm

yo mama so black, wen i tryed to shoot her in da dark even da bullets cudnt find her ass.

yo mama so ugly dat if she stud nxt to Megan Foxx, she wud make HER luk ugly too.

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:06 pm

^^dam the a ugly chick lmao

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:58 pm

I dont get it, Only 2? huh?

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:22 pm

Yo mama's feet so blistery, when she walk on a wooden floor it sounds like she's tap dancin.

Yo mama's face so pimply, that when she cries her tears need 4X4 ta get down her face.

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:12 pm

Yo motha is so stupid she thought master P was a restroom

Yo Motha got 1 big titty and 1 small titty and they call that bitch biggy smallz

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:26 am

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:52 am

Yo mamma is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on a tape deck.

It is true, it is true, I work at 7-11, but just like my store, yo momma’s legs are open 24-7

Stay on topic bro
-luna

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:56 am

Yo mama so greasy she sweats crisco.

Yo mama so dumb, She thought a quarterback was a refund.

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:25 am

yo mama so stupid she luked in the mirror nd said whos lukin at me

yo mama so fat wen a train hit her she said stop pushing wait your turn

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Thu Jul 08, 2010 11:28 pm

Uhm..

Yo Momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish..

yo momma is so fat that a whale came out and say "we are family,even though you are fatter than me"

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:27 pm

Aneya wrote:: Uhm..

Yo Momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish..

yo momma is so fat that a whale came out and say "we are family,even though you are fatter than me"

hmm....1st joke owns.

2nd one suks major ass.

Guest

Ok this is going on for alot of days now, now tomorrow, is the jackpot, I will choose the winners

You got one more day guys

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:18 pm

Shuddup Killa.. Im not Into these types..lmao

Yo momma so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said "WOW! Comes with a cable too!"

Yo momma is so ugly that her own shadow ran away

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Fri Jul 09, 2010 2:56 pm

Yo momma's hair so nappy that Moses couldn't even part it.

Yo momma's so fat she could fill a smart-car for two.

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Sat Jul 10, 2010 8:44 am

Jay wrote:: Yo momma's hair so nappy that Moses couldn't even part it.

Yo momma's so fat she could fill a smart-car for two.

2nd 1 makes no sense how can she fit a small cart u mean a big car or sumthin

Guest

Ok after a few days of funny jokes, and lame ones, i find it to my best believe to find the winners, i took a long time in doing this can now i find the winners, Quotes:

Aneya wrote:: Shuddup Killa.. Im not Into these types..lmao

Yo momma so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said "WOW! Comes with a cable too!"

Yo momma is so ugly that her own shadow ran away

~NG~KillaSeason wrote:: yo mama so black, wen i tryed to shoot her in da dark even da bullets cudnt find her ass.

yo mama so ugly dat if she stud nxt to Megan Foxx, she wud make HER luk ugly too.

~LOK~Rise wrote:: Yo motha is so stupid she thought master P was a restroom

Yo Motha got 1 big titty and 1 small titty and they call that bitch biggy smallz

Congrats to you winners, if you still wanna post, go ahead, im not counting it as a competition tho.

And btw, Aneyas made me die on laughter

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Sat Jul 10, 2010 9:54 am

Congratz

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Sat Jul 10, 2010 12:06 pm

I should Of join but Ey Congratz

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:03 pm

lmfao diana xDDDDDDDDDDD
im glad rofll

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:52 pm

lol nice. i win. cheers

Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Sat Jul 10, 2010 7:31 pm

~NG~KillaSeason wrote:: lol nice. i win.

Nah, I win. D= my name is on the first one!

Guest

lol u both won, don't fight