iight yall now i make comedy stories. and ima sho yall 1 of my latest work.
now if yall was a fan of Part 1 dn yall gon love dis 1. if yall havn seen Part 1. i suggest yall do it. so yall cn no how fuked up n da head lil timmy is. bt heres Part 2:
Continuing frm da last story, lil timmy's parents found him n da bac of da garbage truck blowed as a muthafuka. n like da was black, da beat da shit outta his dumbass....shit i wud too.....
so afta he got done cryin like a lil bitch....again.... da hopped on da nxt flight to dare hometown of.....Boston. bcuz i mean as white as timmy acts, gotta give him a nerdy ass city to work wit rite?....
anywho....
so da all board da flight togetha...n lucky fo timmy, he get to sit nxt to a fine ass 13 yr. old name Cindy....
n like da lame he is....he pisses himself frm bein so dam nervous. he neva did gud wit gurls b4. especially da last time wen he shitted himself wen a gurl said hey to him.....nasty ass....
so den he srts to sweat. he wants to say sumthin to her bt hes too much of a bitch to do it.....bt lucky fo him....
she says hey to him.....
n jus like da fuck up he is....he says sum dumb shit, he says hey....i want ur baby!.....
Cindy gets weirded out fo a min.....bt she turns around n laughs....
da really liked each otha frm da moment da srtted tlkin. n da neva stopped wile da flight was goin....
and as da plane lands...da exchange digits, dnt no y n da hell she wud mess wit him bt aye dats her freaky ass.....YEP n dis story shes a dam freak.....
so as da leave each otha, timmy ole happy ass srts jumpin up n down wit his retarded ass....
so fo da past few weeks da ben tlkin n chillen.....
n den it srtted to get serious.....timmy tells her dat he loves her. n wants to marry her 1 day....
she gets happy n invites him ova her house fo 2marow.....
so da nxt day timmy throws his clothes on wit his dirty ass, didnt even take a got dam shower....smh....
he rushes ova her house....nt noin dat his life is bouta change.....
so he gets dare, goes n da house....n fo a lil wile da jus tlk n laugh n jus kik it.....
den her parents tell dem dat dare bouta b out fo a few hours.....n yes Cindy new it all along so yall no wats bouta go down.....
so as da leave da house...Cindy quickly turns around to timmy.....she asks him if he has eva had sex b4....
n timmy wack ass tells her, idk wat dat is, cn u tell me......yall plz pray fo dis lil white boy....
n cindy tells him, i cn show u beta dan i cn tell u....
so she jumps on top of him...timmy lukin so shocked n confused....n he says so dis is sex?....im smh at dis dumbass....
anyway....
cindy says no nt yet....so she srts kissin on him n grabbin him.....
timmy srts to sweat n get all nervous n shit....hes lukin so lost.....den nxt thing u no da both butt ass naked....
den cindy asks timmy if he has a condom....
timmy says i dnt no wat dat is? is it candy?.....he so dam dumb. sumbdy needs to give him a fukin clue i swear....
so Cindy says, dats ok i hav 22 spares under my bed....bcuz remember shes a fukin slut....
so afta 2 mins. of sex....bcuz timmy didnt no wtf he was doin.....timmy was no longer a virgin.....shit im jus as shocked as yall is.....
so lets jump 1 month ahead....
timmy is at home playin dress up wit his batman costume n shit....lame.....
den Cindy calls him, timmy answers n says hey...n Cindy jus comes str8 out wit it.....
she says, timmy im pregnant....n yes its urs....
timmy didnt no wat to think....all he was thinkin about was if he was gona get sum candy today.....
den it jus hits him...
nxt thing u no he runs out da house screamin like a fruit loop n cryyin like a baby ass bitch....
so lets jump 24 months threw timmy's life turned into hell....
now dare on da Maury Show!.....
timmy brings along his mama bcuz he was a scared ass punk....
n Cindy comes out cussin erbdy n da mama out like if she was on crack.....
so afta 10 mins of mindless cussin n cryyin and pissin in pants....yea dats all timmy rite dare....Maury finally brings out da DNA results.....
n like always he says his famous line *In the case of 1 yr. old Jessica, Timmy.....
u....r....NT DA FATHER!*.....
Cindy jus runs off da stage cryin n shit.....n timmy srts doin a stupid ass dance......
turns out Cindy slept wit 15 otha dudes wile she was wit timmy.....like i said.....SLUT!
so afta da show da both parted ways....neva to c each otha again.....
2 months later Cindy was found dead n a bac alley frm givin a dude head.....she dyed frm a overdose of crack-cocaine.....wile she was throwin dat neck bac.....sad isnt it?
bt as fo timmy.....hes stil at home playin wit his action figures n shit....like a lil ass kid....
n as he goes to bed....he jus falls to sleep.....
u neva no wat cn happen da nxt day.....
aye it cud result n anotha timmy story, a Part 3....
bt u jus gona hav to c wat retarded shit he gets himself into again....
oh yea n uhhh.....dat nite he pissed n da bed too....dat lil ass faggot.
The End.
Subject: Lil Timmy Meets His First Girlfriend 
Wed May 26, 2010 12:20 am
