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Guest
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 |  Subject: Your momma joke (CONTEST)  Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:50 am | |
| Ok i got this idea when i saw the chatroom coming out of NOWHERE talking about your mommas. So i wanna host a comp, it will go on for 4 days. Do your best, also you cannot double post, double post will leave to automatic disqualified. But no pressure xD
Im hosting a YoMomma Joke contest.
So best of luck who are in.
And also, just cause your my friend doesn't mean ill pick you, Even if you have the worst joke in history. So do your best
And zane asked if i can make it 3 post, but i said no, so to make it fair, people who are in get to post only 2 post and thats it.
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:06 am | |
| Yo mama so stupid,I said kool-aid and she jumped through the wall.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "to be continued."
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:49 am | |
| yo momma so FAT! she fell in love and BROKE IT!  |
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| | Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:22 am | |
| yo mama so black, wen i tryed to shoot her in da dark even da bullets cudnt find her ass.
yo mama so ugly dat if she stud nxt to Megan Foxx, she wud make HER luk ugly too. |
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| | Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:36 am | |
| ^^dam the a ugly chick lmao |
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| | Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:28 am | |
| I dont get it, Only 2? huh? |
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| | Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Wed Jul 07, 2010 6:52 am | |
| Yo mama's feet so blistery, when she walk on a wooden floor it sounds like she's tap dancin.
Yo mama's face so pimply, that when she cries her tears need 4X4 ta get down her face. |
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| | Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:42 am | |
| Yo motha is so stupid she thought master P was a restroom
Yo Motha got 1 big titty and 1 small titty and they call that bitch biggy smallz |
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| | Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Wed Jul 07, 2010 8:56 am | |
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| | Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:22 pm | |
| Yo mamma is so stupid, she thought menopause was a button on a tape deck.
It is true, it is true, I work at 7-11, but just like my store, yo momma’s legs are open 24-7
Stay on topic bro
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| | Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:26 pm | |
| Yo mama so greasy she sweats crisco.
Yo mama so dumb, She thought a quarterback was a refund. |
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| | Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:55 pm | |
| yo mama so stupid she luked in the mirror nd said whos lukin at me
yo mama so fat wen a train hit her she said stop pushing wait your turn |
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| | Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:58 am | |
| Uhm..
Yo Momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish..
yo momma is so fat that a whale came out and say "we are family,even though you are fatter than me" |
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| | Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:57 pm | |
| | Aneya wrote: | Uhm..
Yo Momma is so dumb she tried to drown a fish..
yo momma is so fat that a whale came out and say "we are family,even though you are fatter than me" |
hmm....1st joke owns.
2nd one suks major ass. |
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Guest
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| | Subject: Re: Your momma joke (CONTEST) Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:24 pm | |
| Ok this is going on for alot of days now, now tomorrow, is the jackpot, I will choose the winners
You got one more day guys |
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